Fine. I'll sleep in my office
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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