Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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