Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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