she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Randomize
