Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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