Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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