butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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