Dual....:-)
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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