You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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