We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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