i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The feeling are messing with the penis
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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