Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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