And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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