Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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