Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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