"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
