adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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