Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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