Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
handjob tips. give me some.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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