idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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