You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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