when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He passed out mid-signature
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
