his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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