Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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