at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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