the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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