Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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