If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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