used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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