What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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