It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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