I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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