she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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