There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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