He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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