No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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