i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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