k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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