i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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