ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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