too bad you live with your parents still
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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