This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Randomize
