We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It's shark week go big or go home
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
