I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I need to align my fucking chakras
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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