**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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