ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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