I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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