I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
What did we do last night that was yellow?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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