I'm really into asian looking animals
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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