question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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